ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
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Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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