and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
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I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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