The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
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If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
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I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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