I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
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well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
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theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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