I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
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We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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