He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
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Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
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Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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