We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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