It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
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You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
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So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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