We won't sleep together?
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
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He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
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Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
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