i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
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in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
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He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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