You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
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it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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