Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
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You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
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Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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