it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
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Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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