I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
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I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
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Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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