"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
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It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
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This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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