I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
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Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
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him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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