HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
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Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
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AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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