You're a womanizer and a bitch.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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