Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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