have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
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How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
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All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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