Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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