I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
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And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
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I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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