i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
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thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
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I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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