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  • 77 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:46pm

    I DO TOOOO!!!!!!! WTF

  • 64 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 7:48pm

    I would have bigger fears if I lived in Mobile

  • 63 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 5:47pm

    seriously, this is like the 100th time i see people spell "masterbating" on this website. illiterate fucks.

  • 66 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:51pm

    omg i did once. horrible

  • 59 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 8:41am

    What's wrong with that, you could fear walking in on your dad and seeing him being butt-fucked. Now that would cause issues.

  • 63 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 10:23am

    maybe not so much reoccuring as recurring...just sayin.

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 11:53pm

    I've done it. Far too many times, and at a very tender age. Just old enough to grasp what porn was when I saw it on the TV in our LIVING ROOM ('cause moron didn't even think to go into a private room).

  • 66 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:55pm

    wow same fear right over here! dad, clear your browsing history for god's sake.

  • 63 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:03am

    hhaha this is like saying "heres a really disturbing thought, deal with that, peace" pretty funny, but weird fear dude

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 10:31am

    ew that would be terrible.

  • 41 38
    Submitted by hogfish on Feb 12, 12 at 3:48pm

    So go lend him a hand, sis

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 9:00am

    I think seeing your dad in any situation that involves seeing his penis or butthole is bound to lead to psychological problems later.

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 1:04pm

    Lol 10:23... that's what I was going to say.

  • 60 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 9:56am

    So do I. But that's because I think I may have overheard him doing it before... :\

  • 59 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 10:33am

    Been there and unfortunately done that, multiple times. I just always pretend I don't see him and look straight at where I'm going. It's very awkward, but even I know not to jill off with the door wide open, no matter what the time is.

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:36am

    Wow 11:53, some things are better left unsaid...

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 6:17pm

    *recurring, *masturbating

  • 55 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 10:31am

    Fifst. That's 4 after first for all you calculator math people. Yay for math teachers. And masturbating dads oh yea.

  • 23 27
    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Nov 1, 12 at 12:13am

    My mother once sleepwalked into my room while pleasuring herself with a vibrator. Night. (That wasn't true. Made it up.)

  • 53 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 5:47pm

    that's because you live in alabama and that's expected