So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
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All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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