Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
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You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize