he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
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Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
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Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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