she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
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I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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ditto.
about cumming, not toast
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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