Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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