I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
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Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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