Sponge bath it is.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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Don't EVER smell your tampon
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
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You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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