How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
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I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
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Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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