I want to walk on stilts...naked
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
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Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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