A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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