The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
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Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
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He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
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