and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
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Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
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Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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