Porn is love you can see.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
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We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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