absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
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I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
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FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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