That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
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I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
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Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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