oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
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Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
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We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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