Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
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So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
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He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
pray to the hookup gods
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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