idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
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That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Hippo gnu deer
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
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I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Still dying that you shit outside
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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