Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
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I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
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He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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