i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
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Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
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Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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