Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I need help removing her.
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Randomize