I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
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She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
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No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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