i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
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It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
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I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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