We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
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I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
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i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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