I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
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this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
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Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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