David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
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I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
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we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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