fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
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So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
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I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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